I don't want to be leader. I'm in it for cash

Soooo, topical post. Mayor time: Ken or Boris? Boris or Ken?

I'm for Ken. Apparently someone who works for him is a thief which makes him a thief. I dunno, I haven't read the Evening Standard so I don't know the 'facts'.

Charlie Brooker said he wouldn't trust Boris in charge of a mop, let alone a 10 billion pound railway project and frankly I'm inclined to agree.

Things were so much easier back in the stone age